smallest-feeblest-boggart:

splickedylit:

if i was a shapeshifter, half of my time would be spent making myself look androgynous and trimming up the things about my shape I’m not happy with, and half of my time would be spent making my teeth look just a little bit sharper than is normal, changing my eye-color subtly between slightly unsettling shades, and giving myself an intricate “tattoo” that just barely moves every couple of hours, until it’s in a whole new shape next time you look at me.

#i waNT TO BE AN ELDRITCH BEING WHOSE ONLY GENDER IS “ATTRACTIVELY DISTURBING”#IS THAT SO HARD GOD?!?!?!?!?!

(via scorpiondyke)

fastest-thing:

when someone tells you how bad your fav is

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(via cour5t)

the-real-norbert-hofer:

me: *lying face down in mud in the middle of the scottish highlands*

friend: what are you doing?

me: *muffled because of the dirt* I’m having me time

(via cour5t)

librabutch:

someone i speak to every day: hey

me: i miss you and i love you

(via magnumopuss)

(via look-shae-is-gay)

things to update after a legal name change!

quakerboy:

goawayterfs:

  • Social security card
  • Driver’s license
  • Passport
  • Birth certificate
  • Employer HR
  • Bank account
  • Credit card company
  • Car insurance
  • Health insurance
  • Utilities
  • Cell phone account
  • Voter registration
  • Your school
  • Professional organizations (for nursing, bar, teaching, etc.)
  • Doctor’s office & other health specialists
  • TV & internet
  • Paypal

*Please add to this list if you can think of anything else!!!

#1 thing I notice trans people forget to change after just a social name change is their voicemail recording!

(via closetedlesbianthoughts)

Title: John Mulaney as he's meant to be heard
Artist: It sounds like he's on a 1935's variety show now too

wolveswithhats:

ziraseal:

saintblackhat:

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

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damn right he is

(via turnaboutkid)

mewtwowritesback:

marvel-disney: steve and bucky are Totally Heterosexual Friends dear god please stop asking

sony: eddie brock and this agender space alien are gay lovers buy it on bluray

(via bisexuallysymmetrical)

Witch tip

lunefrog:

Eat a tarot card to gain it’s powers

(via yourwickedwitchoftheinternet)

mexicanheaux:

if youre straight……….get well soon i guess

(via stonedcoldbutch)

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